so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Randomize
