do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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