If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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