Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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