can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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