Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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