yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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