VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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