just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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