I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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