Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
did you just send me my own nude
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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