no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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