What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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