Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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