There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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