I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
They took my balls.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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