He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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