love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Randomize
