On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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