What a fucking waste of an outfit
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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