He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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