So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
