just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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