Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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