Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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