i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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