? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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