I wish life had little blips of pornography
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
vagina is talking i cant
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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