Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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