i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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