Christians are straight up FREAKS
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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