i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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