i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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