I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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