in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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