On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Please don't give away my fajitas
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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