I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
either way he was missing a nipple.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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