Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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