we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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