I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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