Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So vagazzling was a success
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