what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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