IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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