Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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