did you get engaged???
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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