So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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