Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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