i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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