On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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