i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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