carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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