Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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