Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
i now understand why vodka
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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